Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?
To see who shot his "paw."
Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?
A. "Rough rough".
A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the
dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked
for the address and the dalmation responded,