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How did the dog make gold soup?
He put in 24 carrots.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?
He foamed at the mouth.

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your back yard.

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?
Bit him, naturally.

What did the dog do with the history professor?
They got together and talked over old times.

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