Dog jokes

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What do you call an alcoholic dog ?
A whino !

How did the dog make anti-freeze?
He stole her blanket.

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?
None. They are all on the outside.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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