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Why does a d dog scratch himself?
He is the only one that knows where it itches.

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?
He wears a coat and pants.

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?
All her children had gone to the dogs.

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