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Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?
They have short tales!

Alsation: I'll see you shortly.
Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"

Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master?
Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?
Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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