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Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter.
First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me.
Second woman: I know.
First one: How?
Second one: My dog told me.

Q: What's got four legs and no ears?
A: Mike Tyson's dog.

Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

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