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What dogs never get lost?
Newfound-lands!

How can you make a basset hound fast?
Take away its food!

What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water?
A hot-weiler!

What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner?
Have a short table!

If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play?
A trombone.

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