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When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around?
They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

How can if you have a stupid dog ?
It chases parked cars !

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?
Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?
With a track-tor!

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!

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