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What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?
Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

How can if you have a stupid dog ?
It chases parked cars !

When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around?
They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?
He foamed at the mouth.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?
A petticoat !

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