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Which dog tastes better when eaten?
A hot dog.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?
The tomato was in a can.

Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape?
He was colour-blind.

Why did the dog run in circles?
He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Why did the dog say he was an actor?
His leg was in a cast.

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