Dog jokes

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 | Page 22 | 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50

Next dog jokes »

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?
He made a spectacle of himself.

What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon?
He wasn't able to stir.

What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?
A thousand dogs.

What is a baseball dog?
One that chases fowls.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?
A double crosser.

Next dog jokes »

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 | Page 22 | 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50

Browse all the jokes by category:

...or read some samples at jokes directory.